Uhhh…. yeah, this is just cray cray!
Since the McDonald's empire is already worth billions, we weren't surprised when we heard that a 58-year-old New Mexico man named Donald Jones was banking in some
money sex by buying a prostitute at Mickey D's.
Jones allegedly picked up the hungry prostitute, went through a McDonald's drive-thru, then drove to a nearby park, and after the hooker scarfed down her fast food, she did the NAS-TAY with Donald.
But as soon as the sex worker was putting her pants back on, the cops rolled up, and she admitted that she "agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonald's."
Donald was arrested that night, but as far as what happened to the McDonald's seducer is still a mystery.
Dang, McDonald's is not only not good for your health, but it can also get you thrown in the big house. LOLz
[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]
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