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Chuck Norris Has A Tebowner For Tim Tebow!

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Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican with very conservative views. Tim Tebow is pretty conservative too. Why WOULDN'T we expect Walker Texas Ranger to be a fan??

You KNOW something is going down in the world of football if Chuck Norris has to get involved! LOLz!

Chuck wrote an online column (presumably by round-house kicking his keyboard), and basically outlined the reasons why the Jacksonville Jaguars MUST sign the religious pigskin hurler:

I have been following Tim since he became a QB for the University of Florida Gators, and I never have seen a more determined or inspiring athlete to play the game of football. And I'm not alone in that sports assessment. …

I've heard the critics say Tebow has poor technical skills, but the truth is that Tim is a natural leader, an amazingly gifted football player, an inspiration to his team and the possessor of intense determination and strategy to bring any team to victory — no matter what the odds. One can improve technique, but leadership is innate. That is why I believe that Tebow could be a superstar and legend in the NFL.

That's a lotta love for someone who just plays a game for a living! LOLz!

He continues:

So what team do I feel should give Tim the opportunity to excel as a quarterback and usher it to Super Bowl status?

My present pick would be the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Why? To put it simply, it's because Tim could help turn that mediocre team into a championship one. Tebow works miracles on the field, and his inclusion would embolden the spirit of the Jaguars' players and fans.

This all feels a little weird to us. It's like Norris is is madly in love with Tim Tebow!

While we're sure Chuck likes his football, we're pretty sure nobody should be taking his advice on the field, just like nobody should take his political advice: he has no idea what he's talking about!

It was nice of him to take time out of his schedule to write a football article, though! Ha!

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2 comments to “Chuck Norris Has A Tebowner For Tim Tebow!”

  1. George Helm says – reply to this


    Not Tebowner, drop the w and that's what he needs!

  2. Jeff A Clark says – reply to this


    This article exceeds stupid, as stupid is. Maybe Chuck needs to introduce his foot into the writer's mouth. Gently of course.