This is incredibly sad!
Last night, former President George H.W. Bush was taken by ambulance to Houston Methodist Hospital after experiencing a shortness of breath.
According to spokesman Jim McGrath, George W. Bush's father:
[Image via WENN.]
The end is nigh!
Coffee-mate, tired of wasting time, has decided to throw in their last bid to take over the world and there's nothing we can do about it — because it's going to work!
They expect us to enjoy Thin Mints and Caramel & Coconut flavors in our coffee, like it won't breed a brand new form of addiction! They must be stopped, but we fear that it's too late!
Sounds deeee-lish! We want some RIGHT NOW!
Oh no! It's started! Ha!
[Image via Coffee-Mate.]