The end is nigh!
Coffee-mate, tired of wasting time, has decided to throw in their last bid to take over the world and there's nothing we can do about it — because it's going to work!
On Facebook, they've announced their new Coffee-mate flavors… and they couldn't have done it without the evil masterminds behind those seasonal cookies we're all addicted to: the Girl Scouts!
They expect us to enjoy Thin Mints and Caramel & Coconut flavors in our coffee, like it won't breed a brand new form of addiction! They must be stopped, but we fear that it's too late!
Sounds deeee-lish! We want some RIGHT NOW!
Oh no! It's started! Ha!
[Image via Coffee-Mate.]
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