This bug OBVIOUSLY never saw Gladiator!
Russell Crowe was out and about enjoying a nice bike ride when suddenly out of nowhere he was ATTACKED by a renegade insect!
Caught with his defense down, the veteran actor did everything he could to thwart the pest, but it proved to be a formidable foe as it took refuge in his hoodie and bit him NINE TIMES!!!
Russell took to Twitter and wrote about the tragic incident:
bike ride yesterday, some insect caught in my hoodie, little f**ker bit me 9 times on the neck …didn't notice at the time but itchy as now
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) June 7, 2013
If we've learned anything from watching his movies, this bug picked the wrong guy to mess with!
It probably wont be long before Russell swears to avenge his poor neck and strike down the renegade bug who attacked him and all other bugs who stand in his way!
But until then, he can probably use some aloe vera! LOLz!