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Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops Are Real & Vegan Friendly!

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There’s nothing more awkward than a three year old walking up to his mom to breastfeed…but what’s a parent to do when kids can’t get enough?!

A candy company in Austin thought the same thing and created Breast Milk Lollipops!

Lollyphile created suckers that taste just like the lactation from their mamas’ mammaries, but the good news is they’re vegan and milk free!

So the kids won’t be sucking on tittay juice, it will just taste like they are.

On their website, they briefly explained the process, stating:

“We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it. These lollipops won't bring back childhood memory; they'll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.”

Those poor flavor specialists! LOLz!

The lollipops are meant for kids, but if you happen to be one of the adults who enjoys the taste of leaky lady lumps, then go for it!

[Image via Lollyphile.]

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12 comments to “Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops Are Real & Vegan Friendly!”

  1. 1

    I breast fed my kids but the lollipop format creeps me out.

  2. 2

    sticks and babies and toddlers don't mix…use your brain…even 3 year old have accidents with lollipops

  3. mktb says – reply to this


    Re: momofan – That's why you don't leave them unattended if they have one

  4. irishjess says – reply to this


    Wouldn't want to give another woman's breast milk to my child, even in the form of a lolly pop… GROSS…

  5. 5

    Transferable diseases people. Gross. Stick to your own breast milk. OK

  6. Priscilla says – reply to this


    Re: bladder – Did you even read the article? The donated breast milk was just so that the inventor people could match the taste; the lollipops aren't made out of actual breast milk (although I suppose the testers might have diseases now…)

  7. 7

    That's fucking disgusting. If your kid is old enough to ask for the titty, he's too fucking old to be given the titty.

  8. 8

    Ew. Your kid has to grow up sometime. Giving them a fake boob doesn't help. Also, too much sugar for little teeth, lollipop sticks plus baby equals trouble and furthermore… bleh.

  9. Anneke says – reply to this


    "There’s nothing more awkward than a three year old walking up to his mom to breastfeed"
    Excuse me? There's nothing more awkward than giving a baby cow's milk, breastfeeding is just giving humans human milk, there is nothing more normal than that!

  10. bionicsamm says – reply to this


    Re: Anneke

    Totally agree! There's nothing awkward or wrong about breastfeeding.

  11. Sarah says – reply to this


    Nothing more awkward? Really? How about two guys making out? Except that's biologically normal and so is breast feeding, you asshole. Take your ridiculous phobias and shove them.

  12. SeoulShakin says – reply to this


    Haha Perez I just sent you a link to my blog about this very topic - WTF is that stuff about!
    Looking for a laugh, here it is: "Are you kidding me? Breast milk flavored lollipops? It was hard enough to wean my kid…"