There’s nothing more awkward than a three year old walking up to his mom to breastfeed…but what’s a parent to do when kids can’t get enough?!
A candy company in Austin thought the same thing and created Breast Milk Lollipops!
Lollyphile created suckers that taste just like the lactation from their mamas’ mammaries, but the good news is they’re vegan and milk free!
So the kids won’t be sucking on tittay juice, it will just taste like they are.
On their website, they briefly explained the process, stating:
“We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it. These lollipops won't bring back childhood memory; they'll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.”
Those poor flavor specialists! LOLz!
The lollipops are meant for kids, but if you happen to be one of the adults who enjoys the taste of leaky lady lumps, then go for it!
[Image via Lollyphile.]
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