Randy Zipperer, who totally has the name of someone who would stab their brother over mac & cheese and a spilled beer (JK!), was arrested in Deltona, Florida late Tuesday for stabbing his brother because of some missing mac & cheese and a spilled beer.
He was also arrested on charges of aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence. We should probably say that all of this is still "alleged," but unfortunately it does sound like this actually happened! Ugh!
A witness said Randy was at home when he got upset because he couldn't find his mac and cheese…which is super understandable. His brother, being the nice guy that he is, got up to help look for it — and then did the worst thing he could've done in that moment - he spilled Randy's beer.
This led to an argument, which then led to Randy stabbing his brother in the stomach with a knife!
The only detail left out of this case is whether or not the mac & cheese was home made or Kraft. If we figure that out, we could close this case! Ha!
[Image via WKMG/AP Images.]
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