Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!
LOLz! SO GROSS!
The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:
"We strongly suggest for people not to take the matter into their own hands."
There you have it, folks! The best unintentional pun we could have ever hoped for, brought to us on a McDonald's serving tray!
HA! The only way we would possibly, maybe, perhaps forget about this would be if McD's did THIS at all their locations!
The unnamed man has been charged with committing an indecent act outside of just eating at a McDonald's. Maybe someday we'll know who this brave (read: DISGUSTING) gentleman was!
C'est la vie!
[Image via WENN.]
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