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McDonald's Customer Arrested For Creating McMasturbation Menu Item!

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Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!

LOLz! SO GROSS!

The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:

"We strongly suggest for people not to take the matter into their own hands."

There you have it, folks! The best unintentional pun we could have ever hoped for, brought to us on a McDonald's serving tray!

HA! The only way we would possibly, maybe, perhaps forget about this would be if McD's did THIS at all their locations!

The unnamed man has been charged with committing an indecent act outside of just eating at a McDonald's. Maybe someday we'll know who this brave (read: DISGUSTING) gentleman was!

C'est la vie!

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “McDonald's Customer Arrested For Creating McMasturbation Menu Item!”

  1. Llewelleyn says – reply to this


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    This is the article in the local paper.. just disturbing.

  2. scotia says – reply to this


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    Get your facts straight. He was suspected of masturbating in the parking lot. Not in the restaurant. Many of your stories on Canada are completely false. Become a real journalist and try to at least get some truth.



  3. 3

    its rumored he thought they ran out of mayonaise

  4. lulu says – reply to this


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    He was in the parking lot, not in the restaurant.

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Burger fetish? McNabbed. McCaught. McArrested, and McCharged.
    Then he'll need a McLawyer, and it'll cost him McBucks.
    It probably wasn't McWorth it.

  6. Bette47 says – reply to this


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    Lol, I CAN'T stop laughing at this! X'D

  7. britboy says – reply to this


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    Why is there a picture of Amanda Harrington who is British in an article about Canada? makes no sense mate

  8. Paula says – reply to this


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    Re: scotia – So true. It happened in the parking lot. He was seen in his car. NOT in the restaurant. False gossip, once again.