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Man Rips Off Penis After Ingesting Mushrooms!!!

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We aren't saying that the mushrooms in Ohio are so good they'll make you rip off your own penis, but rather they're so bad they'll make you rip off your own penis!

We wouldn't rip off another person's penis, let alone our own, so when we hear that a 41-year-old Ohio man was found naked, high on mushrooms, and covered in blood outside of a middle school last week — screaming like a madman — we're pretty shocked by it! LOLz!

Oh, and that blood was his own penis blood!

Here's what one of the cops said:

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming. He wasn't making sense. Officers couldn't really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation."

Don't do drugs, you guys! Or at least be careful with them!

We aren't even asleep and we're already having nightmares! Gah!

[Image via AP Images.]

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10 comments to “Man Rips Off Penis After Ingesting Mushrooms!!!”

  1. DaVinci says – reply to this


    And let me guess Mario. You were the first one on E-bay to post the first bid for it.

  2. Office Drone says – reply to this


    I just… I can't even imagine. What an idiot.

  3. madmike says – reply to this


    Too bad it wasn't McKanye 9 months or so ago..

  4. pippo says – reply to this


    bath salts strike once more

  5. Organizedhippie says – reply to this


    This actually happened in Ypsilanti Michigan, home of the most phallic water tower in the world.

  6. Skylar25 says – reply to this


    Really Perez? Really?

    "Don't do drugs, you guys! Or at least be careful with them!"

    Condoning drug use like that is saying things like
    Murder is bad you guys! But at least be careful when you do it!

    you are an idiot, Perez.

  7. 7

    I wouldn't think anyone on shrooms would do that… angle dust, bath salts, acid. sure. but shrooms? I really don't believe that. Unless he got a extremely bad batch and did a shit load, then maybe

  8. Kelta says – reply to this


    Re: Michmasterflex – Hahaha, trust me, it can happen.

  9. Daniel says – reply to this


    shrooms or acid do that if you're already a bit fucked psychologically… that's why set & setting is important.

  10. Daniel says – reply to this


    And by "a bit fucked" I mean really fucked up. Normal people on shrooms don't do this..