Dennis Rodman has inadvertently become the funniest comedian on the planet, because he's going around saying he wants a nobel peace prize! You know, for the exactly zero things he's done so far, and all the things he wants to do but is severely under-qualified for! LOLz!
Let's put it this way: if the trip you took to North Korea (because the insane dictator there is a basketball fan) was frowned upon by the U.S. government at a time of high tension between Pyongyang and Washington — because you might have easily ruined things, having no experience handling anything like that — we're going to go ahead and call it that you won't be getting a Nobel Peace Prize!
"Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong."
NOTHING HAS BEEN LEFT TO YOU TO SMOOTH OVER! Why do you think that?? Stop thinking that!!
He then said this about his return trip, which he hopes happens in August:
"I'm just gonna chill, play some basketball and maybe go on vacation with Kim and his family."
We're slowly beginning to think that Dennis is trolling the world — there's no way he thinks he's in any position to help anything! How could he NOT know that talking about going on 'vacation with Kim and his family' is just absolutely offensive when you think about all of the people in labor camps and the malnutrition plaguing the country?
It has to be a joke, right?
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