Remember Kennedy from the MTV show Alternative Nation?
Well, she just released a book called The Kennedy Chronicles, and in it she tells a troubling tale about NBA superstar Michael Jordan.
"If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight."
Swarms of women would have loved to be her right then, but Kennedy was a virgin and was afraid big Mike would "eviscerate me from the inside out."
So, she asked for New York Knicks tickets instead, but he offered her some to the New Jersey Nets, and he also took the time to remind her he was married.
You know, because then at least he said it.
Kennedy was apparently still offended that the greatest basketball player in the world wanted to do the damn thing with her, because she wrote:
"Sure, he'll filet my vag like a sea bass if he won at dice on a men's room floor, but as soon as I want basketball tickets he's a Promise Keeper? Whatevs."
Umm, ya! Why would he keep a promise of sex if he said he's married?! Tickets seem like the obvious route to go.
She ended up winning the game, but it also sounds a like she's a little bitter.
After all, it's not like she told him she was a virgin and he got all cray cray on her!
And the girl poses butt nekkid on the cover of her book while riding some kind of equine, so she can't be that shy now to still be upset about this.
But hey, Miz Kennedy will probably get some book sales out of the story, so we can't be mad at her for that!
[Image via The Kennedy Chronicles.]