Who was expecting this bummer of a news story today??
WWE's Randy Orton, who happens to be filthy rich for prolonged man-hugging, has just gotten divorced! The order was signed last month, and he's now officially split from his ex, Samantha, who he married in 2007!
We hate seeing the end of relationships, but if it's the best for both of them, they're on to happier times! Plus, Randy gets to keep a lot of his shizz, including cars, bank accounts, and his gun collection! That probably makes it a little easier! LOLz!
They separated in 2012, and the filed for divorce in March, citing an "irretrievably broken" marriage as the cause. We just can't help but feel bad for the 4-year-old daughter, though hopefully this means a much less volatile life if they were constantly arguing and stuff!
The weird thing is that the split seems amicable, and they both came to a separation agreement. Here's some of what they got:
2012 Range Rover, 2011 Bentley, 2009 Harley, 2009 Harley Davidson, a few six-figure bank accounts, gun collection, jewelry, one house, and 100% of his WWE contract, including interest, rights, and title. AKA the $300k he's paid A MONTH.
2013 Infiniti, bank account worth $654,317, her jewelry (AKA her $99k engagement and wedding ring), and a house.
Not bad, right? As for the little one, Samantha gets sole legal/physical custody, and Randy gets visitation and a $4,500 monthly bill for child support!
We're just glad this didn't get messy, that's for sure!
[Image via AP Images.]