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Restaurant Owner Denies Kitchen Masturbation Despite Evidence!

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Jersey Joe's Pizzeria is in some hot water from customers and internet watchdogs, as an explicit photo showing someone masturbating in this kitchen surfaced online! The owner, Jersey Joe himself, DENIES it all — and says it's not him or anyone who works for him in the photo!

He then offers up that firing two employees lately might have spurred some evil revenge on their part!

Still, as the restaurant proudly displays an "A" rating from San Diego's Department of Environmental Health, we should all be taking this seriously… even if the knee-jerk reaction of the internet probably wasn't the way to go! If this guy and his restaurant really DIDN'T do anything, just the accusation could ruin his business!

Here's what the owner said:

"It is not me [in the photo] and that's not my pizzeria."

Point blank!

What's weird is that the photo's time stamp shows that it was taken in 2007 — so something weird is definitely going on! The photo DOES appear to be someone masturbating in some kitchen, somewhere though!

And what's worse: knowing for sure where this happened, or never finding out and having it possibly be ANYWHERE?? LOLz!

What we DO know is that now that the photo has been brought to his attention, along with all the tongue-in-cheek reviews about "white sauce" pizza on Yelp, Jersey Joe is gonna contact the authorities!

We hope someone gets to the bottom of this!

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One comment to “Restaurant Owner Denies Kitchen Masturbation Despite Evidence!”

  1. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


    HAHAHA. That's hilarious and disgusting at the same time. Wacking off in the kitchen is sanitary now?