The man who America has had in the back of their minds all week is finally speaking up!
Unless you're a San Francisco 49ers fan, that is!
That's right — in the past three months, the team has sold more jerseys than any of the other teams in the NFL!
Because of Colin Kaepernick! DUH!
Colin had the top selling jersey, too!
He had to beat out Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson and Washington Redskins signal-caller Robert Griffin III for that distinction, something we bet he's totally proud of!
The problem here is that those who liked him before he exploded are no longer cool or unique while wearing their Kap jerseys — they'll just have to make sure to tell people how mainstream he's gone!
And that's how hipster football fans are created! LOLz!
It must be that ESPY he won!
[Image via AP Images.]