We haven't seen Sofia Vergara anywhere BUT the beach in like the past 100 months, so we're pretty sure she just lives there! That's where her fab boobs (faboobs!) seem to be the most comfortable and free!
We don't mean to be crude, but to be totally crude it looks like she's got the biggest wedgie of all time — one that hits the front AND the back! It's a good thing she has that floor length skirt! Ha!
Seriously though, she's been on vacation in Mykonos for like the past decade it seems! That's not a bad thing, we're just super jealous!
We'll come with you next time, Sofia! We'll go shopping!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]