It's soooooo weird that people like this keep getting hired to make food for the world, because it seems like they're not smart enough to even do the most simplistic of tasks, like tying their shoes or remembering to blink!
And yet here we are, with another nightmare captured on social media about the places we dine! Today, we bring you news from the Tuttle Mall in Ohio, where two Subway employees (human adults with brains) decided to snap picture of themselves putting their penises on bread, and showing the world how they used the freezer to make a pee-cicle!
We're gonna go throw up now, hold on a second! LOLz!
This probably doesn't fall under the category of "sandwich art," and the employee has admitted to placing the grosses kind of meat on the bread he could find. The other, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram flat-out that "today at work I froze my pee."
Ian Jett was the one who put his wiener on the bun (they don't even sell hotdogs!), but denied doing it at work. It sure does look like he's at work, though! Here's what he said:
"I would never do that at work — it was at home. This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."
But can you prove it?
Regardless if you can, nobody wants you touching their food anymore! Great job!
Restaurants need to SHAPE UP THEIR HIRING PROCESS!
[Image via Instagram.]
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