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Simon Cowell Loves Smoking So Much That He Thinks About It During Sex

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simon cowell loves cigarettes so much that he thinks about them during sex

Well, there are going to have to be a lot of changes around here!

Simon Cowell is reportedly expecting a baby with his best friend’s wife, but the man srsly LOVES smoking and drinking!

He told Chelsea Handler just how much he loves smoking on her show when he said he associates smoking with nice things, to which she asked, “Like sex?”

Simon answered:

“Completely. And in fact sometimes while I'm having sex, I'm actually thinking I want to hurry up and finish so I can have a cigarette!”

Woah! Hopefully he was at least caught up in the moment when he was making his soon-to-be child.

Then, the harshest judge in town talked about his oddly healthy side, saying:

“I had to go on a health kick because I have to balance smoking and drinking, which I do like. And then on the other side I exercise and then I have vitamin shots. Like last night for example, I had a liter of injections being poured into me through a drip and at the same time I was having a couple of vodka and sodas. So it kind of makes it bearable!”

Actually, this is starting to sound like he may have a problem.

A drink here and there is great, but needing them while you’re getting vitamins pumped into you?

Maybe this new little life will make Simon soften up a bit, or at least just quit smoking those yucky cancer sticks!

We’d hate for the baby to be around second hand smoke.

[Image via WENN.]

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3 comments to “Simon Cowell Loves Smoking So Much That He Thinks About It During Sex”

  1. MB says – reply to this


    1

    Ah well. At least he's getting some. I enjoy smoking too. It sucks to enjoy what you know is a bad habit.

  2. fabulous says – reply to this


    2

    heres a video about them

  3. Ali says – reply to this


    3

    What an idiot. He's a functioning alcoholic and addict. He basically admits it. I bet he still thinks he's perfect even though he's a mess.