This is incredibly sad!
Last night, former President George H.W. Bush was taken by ambulance to Houston Methodist Hospital after experiencing a shortness of breath.
According to spokesman Jim McGrath, George W. Bush's father:
[Image via WENN.]
So you fire up Instagram, right?? You have NO intentions of getting a boner, and you're just standing there waiting on it to load, because you're not connected to wifi and you're on AT&T in LA — so it's pretty slow.
Then it happens.
The picture of Gabrielle Union in a bikini (above) pops up, and so does your you-know-what! Now you've got a boner while standing on a random sidewalk out in public!
Thanks, Gabrielle Union! Thanks a lot!!
Seriously! That girl's body is fit and trim and healthy as can be — we wish we knew her secret!
Whatever she's doing is WERKIN'!
[Image via Instagram.]