Houston is known for having some of the best, erm, gentlemen’s clubs in the nation.
But that’s not where Dwight Howard spent his Thirsty Thursday!
Nope! He found himself right in the middle of a line dancing party with some very freaky senior citizens!
One lady got all up on the 7ft NBAer during the song Sexual Healing.
Who knew she had all of that grinding in her?! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check the super senior getting turnt up (above) and then some bonus grindage (below).
And good news for D12, there's probably no chance at all that she can get pregnant! LOLz!