Simon Cowell just needed a break, you guys! A break from the mess and soap opera he's gotten himself into!
That's right — Simon just needed an hour on a jet ski! LOLz!
Out there, we imagine things just make sense for Simon. The waves gently jostle him until he slices through the water, wind in his hair. No amount of drama, be it from a baby mama or not, could ever stick to him on the open sea, with the sun melting away all his stress!
For a moment, he probably convinced himself that he would just live on that jet ski; to stay out there forever.
Then it probably hit him that he was about to run out of gas! Ha!
Check out the water-filled pics (below), and see how a multi-millionaire tv producer and music mogul takes a break from the dramz of real life!
When we heard he might be 'steering clear' of Lauren Silverman for a while, we didn't think it meant literally!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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