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70 Year Old Man Has Fork Removed — FROM INSIDE HIS PENIS

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70 year old fork penis removed hospital australia

We can't believe this happened… because now we have to write about it and now you have to read about it and we are so so so so sorry!

A 70 year-old man stuffed a 4-inch fork into his penis, and then had to have professionals remove it. Ugh.

The man was admitted to the hospital in Australia when he came in with a "bleeding urethral meatus" (which is the best metal band name ever), because he shoved a fork in there in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification." Whatever happened to just lotion??

Here's the good news: the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication" (which is the best opening act metal band name ever), and his wang is going to survive. What's not surprising is stuff like this happens all the time, to other people, with things like pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes.


Anyway, people should probably not do this — or at least find something that's manufactured for this purpose instead of just using whatevs is lying around!


P.S. — We can't wait to go see Bleeding Urethral Meatus at the Greek some day! We hear that Copious Lubrication will be opening for them! LOLz!

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12 comments to “70 Year Old Man Has Fork Removed — FROM INSIDE HIS PENIS”

  1. 1

    quick , let the sexual deviant adopt a baby. He can be best friends with little Mongo

  2. AJ says – reply to this


    HAHA! Can't believe I just saw this on Perez… My friend told me about this half a year ago.. She was the mans nurse!!!

  3. beach says – reply to this


    Why don't you just start a SICK porn website too Perez? No one wants to see this shit here. Anyone who wants to see it can see it in THE RIGHT FORUM. What about that don't you get. Sick asshole.

  4. beach says – reply to this


    Re: AJ – Why can't you believe Perez posted such crap that most of us don't want to see? He's like a Lindsay Lohan in denial. He's just as fucked up as the rest of them.

  5. beach says – reply to this


    And then he wonders why people don't like gays? Most of us love gays, but we don't need to see this shit ANYMORE than we need to see heterosexuals doing shit. START A FREAK site and let the rest of us live our lives online without this shit.

  6. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


    The fuck?!

  7. Clove says – reply to this


    Re: beach – he does have a porn site. its called unrated perez

  8. Amanda says – reply to this


    Re: beach – How do you know the 70 year old was gay?

  9. 9

    i think this is the funniest post i've ever seen from you. i totally laughed my ass off at the end

  10. 10

    Re: beach – but it's not like you're being forced to read it though

  11. Securitygirl1971 says – reply to this


    Cocktail wiener anyone?

  12. princessemmym says – reply to this


    i think this is HILARIOUS! lol nobody forces anyone to read it, people can see perfectly clear what the headline says and what the picture looks like..