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High Schoolers Find Out Double Stuf Oreos Do NOT Have Twice As Much Filling! The World Weeps!

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new york high school finds double stuf oreos do not have twice as much filling

Deep down inside, we always knew this was too good to be true. We just never wanted to accept it!

A sick and twisted Consumer Math teacher in Upstate, New York decided to have his students put Nabisco's claims that Double Stuf Oreos contain twice as much filling to the test!

The results were devastating!

After crunching some numbers (and probably a few cookies), the group of Debbie Downers high schoolers found out that Double Stuf Oreos are only about 1.86 times larger than regular Oreos, meaning we're missing out on about 7% of double stuffingness!!

But the horrible experiment didn't stop there! Students also tested out Mega Stuf Oreos, which claim to contain three times as much filling. However, students found out that they're only about 2.68 times bigger!

How can they lie to us like this?!

Nabisco is sticking to their guns and saying that this is one case where the numbers ARE lying, and that the class's results simply aren't true!

We're really not sure what side to believe here, although we REALLY hope Nabisco wouldn't play with our hearts tummies like this!

We guess we'll just have to buy some Oreos and do a little bit of our own "testing!" LOLz!!

[Image via Oreo.]

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10 comments to “High Schoolers Find Out Double Stuf Oreos Do NOT Have Twice As Much Filling! The World Weeps!”

  1. karen says – reply to this


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    How fat does your butt have to be to care if it's 2x or 1.8x the cream?

  2. John Mare says – reply to this


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    double stuff oreos? yuck first of all hydrox if you were going to eat such crap —what is wrong with homemade cookies? then you know what you are actually eating plus the taste better, sometimes people's tastes get used to crap so when you avoid crap for an amount of time then eat crap again you go wow that's crap like oreos

  3. Heather says – reply to this


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    Double stuffed oreos are gross, too too much frosting, throws off the balance. Normal oreos have the PERFECT ratio of cookie to creme.

  4. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


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    OMG how devastatingly tragic! Forget the starving and homeless, suffers of cancer or how rapists/murderers/paedos are walking streets because no double-stuffed oreos will inevitably cause civilization's end!!!

    Fucking dipshits. Continue feeding little life-ruining shits products that contribute to obesity. Great job!

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: karen – The thing isn't the fat butts but the alleged false advertising. This and the other business of reducing container size by an ounce or gram or two and keeping the price hikes down is going to leave us with teeny tiny tubs of whatever, let alone the cookies, which are the perfect size without the extra as Re: Heather – states.

  6. Katie says – reply to this


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    Oreo is using whole numbers. Double = 2, Triple = 3. The results the students obtained all round up to 2 and 3 respectively. Strong effort, kids

  7. Katie says – reply to this


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    Rounding rules, folks, rounding rules!!! If Oreo said 2.0 or 3.0, then this would be a problem. But they didn't.

  8. Samantha says – reply to this


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    All of you are so judgemental. This was just a study - I mean don't be so rude. . .

  9. LOLLIE says – reply to this


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    this is a grossly fat country, lol jesus

  10. Nelson says – reply to this


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    Really? This is what is being blogged these day? So what if it's off by 7% Calling it "Almost double stuffed oreo" would be too long and technical. Ugh