We had no idea it was this bad!
But that's not even the worst part...
[Image via Bravo.]
Stacy Keibler's hotness is only compounded by the heat of the desert!
Just ch-ch-check out the photo she posted (above) from her "life changing" weekend at the Burning Man festival and realize that the desert has now seen parts of her that even George Clooney hasn't!
But, maybe her new beau has! She was rumored to be at the desert festival with her new man, Jared Pobre, a tech entrepreneur.
Don't be mistaken, though — this isn't some random 23-year-old hippie who saved up for a year while living with mom and dad, but instead an elegant 33-year-old model just letting go of every day life for a while.
She sure can make dirt look sexy!
Looks like a bunch of dirty fun!
[Image via Instagram.]