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Yankee Candle Is Trying Its Hardest To Punish Your Nose Into Submission

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yankee candle thanksgiving dinner

Everybody loves the smell of Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving, because it results in you eating food that comes with Thanksgiving!

Nobody wants a candle that smells like Thanksgiving because it's one big f***ing tease!!

Yankee Candle doesn't understand that, and has launched a new Thanksgiving line of scented wax that will probably just set you on fire. It results in everyone being tricked and then being severely disappointed.

Amazeballz work, Yankee Candle, just a real great job.

Now we're suuuuper hungry just thinking about smells, with nothing to show for it! What are we gonna do with you, Yankee Candle?

What are we gonna do?

[Image via Yankee Candle's Delicious Website.]

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One comment to “Yankee Candle Is Trying Its Hardest To Punish Your Nose Into Submission”

  1. staceybeck01 says – reply to this


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    I really like some of there's but some of them can be a little extreme. I saw a chocolate chip cookie scented candle and that's just rude to trick people like that, haha.