Shaq's the most ridiculous presence on the Internet. There, we said it!
Nobody consistently blows us away with how weirdly beautiful their online videos and social media posts are! We mean, who else would the video (above) happen to??
Apparently Shaq's car got a boot while he was inside a restaurant, so he CHOKED OUT the dude who did it!
You know, after calling him up personally, telling him he was a U.S. Marshall, and to remove the boot! LOLz!!
If you're wondering how he could do that, Shaq was actually deputized in in 2005 when he helped agents track down sexual predators, which sounds like a movie. Like Kindergarten Cop or something, just waaaaay darker!
Anyway, the guy who put the boot on his car offered to waive the $75 fee to take it off as long as he could star in one of Shaq's famous instagram videos!
We just wonder why Shaq's not paying parking tickets or whatever if someone has the order to boot him!!
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