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Poop Pills: Now Real, Hilarious, Real Hilarious AND Will Save Your Life!

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We can't get over how hilarious it is that we're bringing you news about poop in capsule form, that you swallow, that came from a healthy person's butt and is also probably pretty stinky if you crack it open.

POOP PILLS, you guys! They're REAL!

And beyond how f***ing funny it is, it'll actually save a lot of lives! Though, the only side effect from it is pret-ty major: you'll be the person who swallowed other peoples' poops!

LOLz!

The only problem is, instead of getting an enema or nasal tube (which are fast), you'll have to down 34 pills of poopy in 15 minutes.

Mainly, this is aimed at the thousands of people suffering from Clostridium difficile, AKA "CDF/cdf", or "C. diff." Which sounds like a rap name. Anyway, it's a species of spore-forming bacterium that can cause antibiotic-associated diarrhea (AAD). It can also kill you.

In Canada, a clinical trial had 32 patients successfully treated with the poop pills, which had donated fecal matter, which would hopefully mean there'd be a Poop Mobile someday like the Blood Mobile for donations. It could be shaped like a turd!

What's most interesting is that even though they had to take that massive amount of pills in 15 minutes, and NOT ONE PERSON THREW UP, even at the idea of what they were swallowing (pills filled with poop, you guys).

Here's what one researcher said:

”Many people might find the idea of fecal transplantation off-putting, but those with recurrent infection are thankful to have a treatment that works.”

Honestly, on a serious note, about 250k people have this bullshizz a year, and it kills 14k of them. So we're ALL FOR poop pills, and you should be too!

Also, it'll help those out there with a very very specific fetish, which is wanting to take poop pills (we assume if someone can think of it, it's a fetish).

HA!

[Image via AP Images.]

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13 comments to “Poop Pills: Now Real, Hilarious, Real Hilarious AND Will Save Your Life!”



  1. 1

    Mario, I'm quit sure you already swallowed alot of others peoples poop. you're a homo, isn't that what homos do. stick wieners up butt holes and then suck them

  2. ursula says – reply to this


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  3. 3

    come on perez. everyone knows you love some ass to mouth action, and you're gagging now? lol!

  4. @v@ says – reply to this


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    The Calgary doctor, Infectious diseases expert Dr. Tom Louie coats the pills with several layers so that the bacteria from a healthy individual becomes active when it gets to where it's needed. No one's had belly pain, either according to the report. This works amazingly well on very ill people with constant diarrhea or C. difficile who can finally walk around normally and feel well again. The initial alternative to the pills is fecal transplant up the hiney.

  5. Doo Doo says – reply to this


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    I'm pretty sure these are called crapsules.



  6. 6

    Interesting story, wonder how they obtain the "ingredients"?



  7. 7

    As long as other diseases won't get "transplanted" into already sick person, I am all for it. I hope this won't get out of hand and people wont think that eating actual feces of other person (seemingly healthy) will help them. It really needs to be stressed that the stuff in those pills is thoroughly tested in a highest quality lab created especially for this purpose, and only stuff that is absolutely disease free (any disease can hide in a poop!) makes it into a capsule which will help people get better.
    I know it sounds so obvious but you bet your bottom penny that there there are morons out there that think that there is no need for them to pay for a pill when they can munch on their neighbour's crap for free! Disgusting but sadly possible… Fingers crossed it will never happen.

  8. val says – reply to this


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    I got C-Dif in 2009 and almost died from it. I had it for months, and had it bad. It's not something we won't see all over since it wasn't as common then as it is today. I had a broken femur from skiing in six places and I spent some time in the hospital where it had consumed half the floor. MRSA is bad and so is C-Dif .. it used to be MRSA that was a killer but this is too, and it's on the news in California it is in hospitals. Nothing will make you sicker than getting it but sadly the hospital is where you'll get it first. I know.. I did.

  9. MB says – reply to this


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    Re: shaygirl1309 – but he's ugly as fuck. Who would touch or let this guy touch them?

  10. DebborebbogabblyGARRRR says – reply to this


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    just how many diseases did our loving god create anyways? I've never heard of this malfliction (if i may invent a word).
    Ok, let me guess. Crackheads are now going to sell their poop to the poop collectors?



  11. 11

    gonna be big in the gay community, cause they love anything that tastes like ASS!!! lol

  12. a.nurse says – reply to this


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    Stool transplants have been occurring for a while. C-diff is nothing to joke about, and this is a huge development for people who suffer from recurrent infection. I think this would actually be preferable to a literal transplant of feces into the colon, but maybe you would disagree.

  13. Michael Hurst says – reply to this


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    Fecal Microbiota Transplants can help for many conditions besides Clostridium Difficile including Ulcerative Colitis. I used fecal transplants to treat and cure myself from Ulcerative Colitis after finding out about it a few days before I was scheduled to have surgery to remove my entire colon. Two years later I am still completely free of symptoms, take no medications for Colitis and eat and drink whatever I want. For more about my experience and how you can do it for yourself, go to my website