Daaaaaaaamn, Jenna Dewan-Tatum!
Didn't you JUST HAVE A BABY??
It's a good thing our jaws can't literally hit the ground, or they'd totes be brokes! Jenna's cover of Self magazine is absurdly flawless, and we can't even believe that body had another human plucked out of it just recently!
The Witches of East End star is all toned up and back in action a mere TWO MONTHS after having little Everly with Channing Tatum, her husband and source of infinite pleasure (we hope!).
Dat post-maternity cleavage!! Dem high-waisted black boy shorts!
"In the past, if my jeans weren't fitting right, I'd work out. Now, if they're not fitting right, I'm like 'Oh, well! I'll get to the gym soon.' Chan loves my new [curvier] figure."
November's issue of Self seems like a no-brainer pickup!
You know, even if you're just gonna use the cover as like a poster or something! LOLz! Pinup status!!
[Image via Self/Dewey Nicks .]