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Kim Kardashian's Booby Post-Baby Swimsuit Body Leaves Us Speechless (But Not Kanye)!

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Do you hear that?? That's the sound of the entire world getting a boner simultaneously because Kim Kardashian has shown the world her post-baby MILFtastic body without warning! Zippers are exploding, underwear is bursting — it's chaos!!

Holy shizz! There really isn't much to say!

It really looks like that modified Atkins diet is working, along with all those early morning workouts!

Oh, and remember when we said we were speechless? Well, Kanye isn't.

As soon as she posted this selfie, he responded on Twitter with the cutest and most HIGHlarious response ever:

Haaaaaaaa!!! Oh, you know there was some more baby making last night!!!

Keep up the hard work, Kim! The world is VERY thankful — be it for the rock-hard erection, or the inspiration to hit the gym!

So fab!

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86 comments to “Kim Kardashian's Booby Post-Baby Swimsuit Body Leaves Us Speechless (But Not Kanye)!”

  1. Doncha just know says – reply to this


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    Zippers exploding? Hardly. It looks like it'd be painful and tiring to haul that thing around all the time.

  2. fid says – reply to this


    2

    Women look great with a nice "booty" but hers is a little too cartoonish. Imagine that butt in 20 years.

  3. leyla says – reply to this


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    She looks gorgeous and women should be grateful that she posted that. I'm so efin tired of these size zero starlets who post pics of their starved bodies. She at least makes men want a curvy woman. Thank you Kim.



  4. 4

    She's a Human Urinal….



  5. 5

    THEY MADE A SONG FOR AN ASS LIKE THAT

    ITS CALLED BUBBLE BUTT DID KANYE MAKE THAT SONG ????
    IM SORRY BUT EVEN ATKINS CAN'T TAKE ANY FAT OFF THAT ASS…
    THAT'S FUCKING UGLY, I MEAN HOW DO YOU END UP WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT
    IT'S VERY ODD LOOKING
    AS FOR KANYE BEING ON HIS WAY HOME…….
    BOY RUN BECAUSE TAHT'S THE ONLY ASS YOU CAN GET



  6. 6

    why would u even dream that could be sexy its so truelly revolting

  7. madhan says – reply to this


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    I want kim kardashian to wear kaftan like this..



  8. 8

    What a lard ass. DISGUSTING!!



  9. 9

    She's still fat. It sickens me because this woman has a child, imagine what's going to happen when the childs older, and asks how she actually got fame, and see all the stuff shes actually done. I'd be mortified. But then knowing the kid it'll have Kanye wests fat ego and think it's fantastic.



  10. 10

    Kimmode should just change her name to Hugh Jass and be done with it. This piss whore is nothing but gross. We know they pay you to post complimentary things about them, you gross, sell-out queer. You are truly an asshole.

  11. Ew. says – reply to this


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    She wants to show her weight loss, but won't show her stomach… insecure. Give her a few years and that shit will be sagging on to her calves.

  12. fairmaiden says – reply to this


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    Cover that thing up already!!



  13. 13

    Show the ass so they won't see the pudge up front, very smart. Actually good for her, her legs did lose a lot of fat. In the word of Vanity Fair's chief editor tho, she's starting to fade out and we're all collectively waiting for her to disappear completely.

  14. ohmy says – reply to this


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    Skank! Photoshop. Narcisstic.

  15. Devin says – reply to this


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    That pic was taken almost from the back to disguise her fat stomach and her pendulous boobs…and her arse looks misshapen…what a bitch having a baby does to your body…Kim is quickly becoming middle aged…OMG, what will she look like when she really does reach 40?

  16. BruniePR says – reply to this


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    HE'S HEADING HOME CUZ HE'S PISSED SHE POSTED THAT PIC…LOL

  17. Felicia says – reply to this


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    Sorry that doesnt show crap. When she is walking around in proper light, you'd still see the damn cellulite all over her. Doesn't mean she looks great, means she is aware of what lighting is more flattering. She needs to go away!



  18. 18

    I wonder if that is implants.

  19. lol says – reply to this


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    Re: amazingman – 100%

  20. monalisalisa says – reply to this


    20

    Gross nothing beautiful about Kim Ho's ass!!!

  21. Kim Fan says – reply to this


    21

    she looks amazing !!

    so many haters !

  22. Kate says – reply to this


    22

    Are you kidding? You can see her belly-roll from the side. She is so insecure.. For the love of that doughbutt.. gimme a break. What is that thing resembling a pinto she calls an ass anyway? That is not NORM!!! This KKK Klan has really learned to accentuate their flaws, I'll tell you that. I have a round rear, but if my rear-end needed high-end safety features to protect the innocent ( Beep beeep beep - backing up) I would wear a sweater tied around my waist. Good for her and her butt, I guess.



  23. 23

    NPD at it's best…sorry nothing sexy about that !!!!



  24. 24

    I'm sorry she doesn't epitomize my ideal body. Her butt is too huge!

  25. fakeass says – reply to this


    25

    Ass injections, so obvious. Her ass was flat and wide just a couple weeks back. lol



  26. 26

    Stop making her relevant. She's gross, why are people interested in that fat fucking gross ass?



  27. 27

    It's not even good looking. It's out of shape, always has been, wide and that of a 70 year old. It's NOT a great ass, on the contrary

  28. carolina says – reply to this


    28

    He's coming home cause he's worried Ray J's there pissing all over her face again.

  29. kangay says – reply to this


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    GROSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! I knew she was disgusting, but this is out of this world DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  30. 30

    Crips, the only thing missing off her big ass is a "VERY WIDE LOAD SIGN" WITH FLASHING LIGHTS, Kanye better be careful, he'll loose his ring in that big hole

  31. liquid kitty says – reply to this


    31

    The current queen of Angelyne drag goes to the future Mrs. West. The only way to tell Kim from Angelyne are the ginorous hams (one of them would call their thighs).

  32. Coco says – reply to this


    32

    Remember how she went into hiding for 3 months?? Early morning workouts + Atkins = lipo, tummy tuck, and laser treatments. Let's get real. Her body is as fake as that ass.

  33. Ilovemycarandmyboatand says – reply to this


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    She has the strangest butt i've ever seen on a non black person. There is nothing she can do to be sexy to me. I wish I could post a picture of my favorite porn star so you can see just how far kim is from being sexy,

  34. RagweedIsnotNice2nose says – reply to this


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    Re: leyla – CUUUURRRVVEEES ARE A SHHAAAAAAPPEEEEE NOOOOT A WEIIIIIIIGGGHHTTTTTTT. My girl is a thin young japanese gymnast with tiny breasts and a petite frame and a feather light body and an IQ over 150 as of 4 weeks ago (higher than me and almost as high as my dad at 156). She has bell curves. She is a typical lower body mass japanese. Yet funny, she still has an hour glass shape when you see pictures of her competing and she is sexy to me. Why? BECAUSE CURVES ARE A SHAAAPEEE NOT A WEIIIGHHTTT. You dont have to be overweight to have an hour glass shape. I wish the fatter women would stop bullying the healthier women.

  35. Michelle says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry but her ass is DISGUSTING. It looks like her bathing suit got sucked in.



  36. 36

    I'm sorry but if my ass was that big I sure wouldn't be showing it to the world. Fat ass whore.



  37. 37

    Yeah her body leaves us speechless. Why on earth would she continue the tirade of camera-whoring when she has a baby that needs her attention?



  38. 38

    I think she's embarrassing but you have to remember she is looking for black males. and black males love biggggg assessss women.

  39. rightjackjoe says – reply to this


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    So, I've been analyzing her body objectively trying not to let her boring personality and limited intellect affect my ability to judge her looks. I've concluded, she's not fat and she's not big boned. She just has alot of junk in her trunk. ALOT. She's like the mona lisa. If you cover the bottom half of her body, she looks like a mermaid. If you cover the top half…..

  40. syl says – reply to this


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    tasteless! her ass looks so strange like a bunch of blob just there.. so gross..

  41. leyla says – reply to this


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    Re: RagweedIsnotNice2nose – You're one of those "HOVERING" moms. Your kid is going to be the kid that will be doing crap behind your back. No one is attacking the "healthy" woman. Even if you consider Kim "chubby" what gives you the right to judge her.Do you like people for judging your slanted eyes or your driving skilss? I didn't think so. So stfd and stfu dear.

  42. Demi's fat ass says – reply to this


    42

    I want the boooooy. She is so sexy. Dayum Girl.

  43. rightjackjoebo says – reply to this


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    Re: leyla – I was ….RagweedIsnotNice2nose. 1) I'm not a mom. I'm a guy. 2) I am white not asian. 3) as for "Driving skills". You know that allstate commercial where the girl says to the misogynist "so you think women are inferior drivers? So explain this?" (or something like that). That should have been an asian girl facing a racist radical feminist saying "so, you think us asian women are inferior drivers, eh?" and the black voice over guy going "yo! shut up that dat racist mouuuf, beeatch". There is actually statistical evidence that women are inferior drivers. But asians are more likely to wear motorcycle helmets and strap their little children into safety seats than anyone per capita. (maybe they need those more. I'm still researching their crash rate).

  44. Line says – reply to this


    44

    Can someone tell her that she has a big ass and it's not nice at all. In the real normal world that's called a horse's butt

  45. rightjackjoebo says – reply to this


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    "Your kid is going to be the kid that will be doing crap behind your back" My future kids will have an asian mom and she has already said "us asian women are tiger moms to the core". I don't know what that means, exactly (its an asian thing), but I'm guessing that means my kids are grounded BEFORE they do anything wrong and they are going to look at me "daaad. She's so strict" and I'm going to look at my kids teary eyes and then at my girls hot bod and then my kids tearing eyes and then her hot bod and then say "GET IN YOUR ROOOOOOOOM". What gives me the right to judge kim? What gives you the right to judge me for judging kim? I got the right from the same junk pile you got your right from.

  46. MichJB says – reply to this


    46

    Gag! It is amazing that anyone would find this walking, talking urinal sexy.

  47. rightjackjoebo says – reply to this


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    Re: leyla – This is a difficult thing for me to research being that I lost several loved ones in a car crash but I'm researching race/car safety (NOT RACE CARS). Somehow you made me curious about asian car safety which is more interesting than Kim despite of its morbidness. According to my government source document, in terms of traffic fatalities in the usa.. asians are actually among the safest drivers. And they are the least likely to drive drunk or operate a vehicle while under suspension or while unlicensed. I haven't researched non fatality car accidents. I'm scared to say who the most dangerous drivers are by a LANDSLIDE (i mean LANDSSSLLLIDDE) because then I will say "hmmm. but they are actually asians" and they will say "no, we are native americans"…"no. you are asians"… and then .. well whole can of wormies.

  48. says – reply to this


    48

    OMG, it is ginormous, considering the legs… she's totally rubenesque and this is a style quite out of fashion for several decades (even centuries). Is she with Nicky Minaj trying to tel us that new tendance is oveweight on breasts and asses, well technically and medically these are not the zones to engorge as they are near of vital functions,.. I'm just a heath conselours and heath tarificator in insurance and surely will get a surprime for fat body mass at wrong "sites" And where exactely is the center of euilibriuum in this mess.

  49. ams says – reply to this


    49

    Seriously kim looks amazing!

    as a girl with curves haters can suck it! she's worked hard and her man obvi loves it!



  50. 50

    i really cant believe how many people r calling her body disgusting. her ass isnt irregular. just bc it's not like kate moss's flat tiny ass, does not mean it fake, abnormal, or nasty. i have very similar proportions to kim and it kinda sucks that people are shaming this type shape. and btw i am not black before the race card gets thrown at me. if u disagree w her showing a picture that is very revealing that's more understandable, but to shame her body dynamics is really mean. she just had a baby not to long ago and girlfriend looks great. shes proud of the work she put into her body and she wants to show it off. many women let themselves go and no longer feel sexy after giving birth, but kim, in her own unique way, got through that. im really glad i dont know any of you people in person. i would hate to be attacked for having curves and not living up to ur expectations of a stick thin women. oh and btw many guys find her hot as hell and they most certainly are not all black. racist jerks.

  51. annainparis says – reply to this


    51

    Re: lalalla – lolRe: RagweedIsnotNice2nose – I couldn't agree more! You should post this over and over again, you really have a point there.

  52. barney says – reply to this


    52

    Unlike most of the people making negative remarks about Kim's ASS. I think her Huge ass is great, would Love to kneel down behind her, bury my face in her BIG BUTT and then stick my tongue in her deep crack and play find her butthole. Squeezing her big BOOBs the whole time.

  53. @v@ says – reply to this


    53

    She could just sit that down into the cement if they manage to buy her start of fame.

  54. Tara says – reply to this


    54

    NOT Hot! Most of the comments on Instagram have been negative. It's simply not appropriate or sexy to do that when you are a Mom. In private, yes - I do photos for my husbands eyes only, but posting them online? It is only a PR ploy which has apparantly backfired. Likeability factor is plumeting as we speak.

  55. SAywhatmanSaywhat says – reply to this


    55

    "i would hate to be attacked for having curves and not living up to ur expectations of a stick thin women." <—————— Fuck off (sorry, nothing personal. I just like to use that expression). I dont see her dating "curvy" guys. She seems to only date buff hunky guys and fit guys. So, its clear she holds males to a high visual standard but males can't be honest about her body? What kinda sucker do you take males for? We don't all have 84 IQ's.

  56. TCR says – reply to this


    56

    Where I come from we don't have women with bums that look naturally like that, even with extreme exercise, so not to be rude, but….. isn't that heavy? Surely a bum that big has got to cause some sort of back issues. Again I don't mean to be rude but I have often wondered when you see pictures of women with bums shaped like that.

  57. Doncha just know says – reply to this


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    Re: rightjackjoebo – WTF are you talking about?

  58. Ratzasssss says – reply to this


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    Re: rightjackjoebo – What are you smoking?



  59. 59

    Holy Cow. Im gay and even *I* want to hit that. damn



  60. 60

    btw I dont think thats real, that's totally surgery.

  61. Anabelle Whitepaws (@A says – reply to this


    61

    She's looking GOOD! Gotta give credit where its due… Phuck what the haters say…. afterall, most are either Fugly or FFFFFat.



  62. 62

    Boner? Please…she's still too big, and seems to be very self-absorbed for someone who now has a kid. Her desperation to stay relevant is obvious. I wish that whole family would just go away.

  63. Special Effects says – reply to this


    63

    Doncha just know and Ratzasssss talking about rightjackjoebo

    This person does research.

    But what would you know about that, huh?

  64. afton says – reply to this


    64

    At last we can see Kim as we have seen her in her great sex video !!! need to say she looks really great! this new pictures is a real explosion after a long break! i think new Kim is as yammy as she was! hope soon we will see her pictures in Play boy and who knows…. maybe it will be a new part of her great sex tape where we will see blonde Kim Kardashian )

  65. Stacey says – reply to this


    65

    I love how she took the time to shove her swimsuit into the crack of her ass in a failed attempt at looking sexy. Why is she in a swimsuit anyways? Oh right, because she's trying to stage a photo op to prove she "got her sexy back," which is the only thing she gave a shit about while she was pregnant.
    She has not realized that true sexiness lies in NOT trying this damn hard, but instead in being modest, subtle and down to earth. On top of that, her surgeon didn't even give her a good ass- it looks like a diaper. And she needs therapy for her blatantly obvious narcissistic personality disorder.
    Be a good mom, be classy. Wear a pair of sweats and throw your hair up and start caring about other people. THAT's sexy!

  66. Chelsea says – reply to this


    66

    HA! Okay, turn your STOMACH to the camera, Kim. Then we shall know. You just know how to pose. Waste of time reading this.

  67. Jacktrack says – reply to this


    67

    How is it possible to lose tremendous amounts of weight and your butt gets bigger? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Kloe lost weight too, and her butt is bigger and plumper. Those injections come in handy and they think the public is too dumb to notice.



  68. 68

    Re: SAywhatmanSaywhat – wtf? dude she isnt fat soy would she date a fat guy..im assuming u meant fat bc idk what a curvy guy looks like…and many men, of all different iq ranges, would love to be with kim. u literally made no sense. nobody here is being honest. theyre judging her bc of her sex tape and how she became famous. if she was just a regular rich girl dating a regular guy and she looked like that people's opinions would be a lot different.



  69. 69

    Re: rightjackjoebo – You obviously have not driven behind a 5" Asian driver, usually Filipino.



  70. 70

    She looks terrible, but she seems attracted to black men, and for some reason they like somewhat of a big butt, guess they think it causes a greater chance of making a baby.

  71. Sammy says – reply to this


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    Her butt looks pregnant. With two babies.

  72. Wow says – reply to this


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    I'm amazed those thin legs can support so much garbage.
    Pájaro tordo: piernas flacas y culo gordo.

  73. Flip says – reply to this


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    I love big asses, but that thing's ridiculous . . . not to mention it's attached to a foul pig of a woman. She's totally deluded. Good thing she's genetically programmed to store all her fat in her ass, because there's enough adipose tissue in that mutation to fill out the bodies of three Mario Batalis.

  74. monique says – reply to this


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    wow soo much hate on this hole page?! are yo sure this isnt the hate.com?
    come on now guys why is everyone soo mean?

  75. ninasky says – reply to this


    75

    some people, are into ginormous boobs. Others into big butts. To each his own. lol

  76. lisa says – reply to this


    76

    Everyone has different shape to their body, if you hate the girl so much why do you even bother leaving a comment a lot of sad people out there

  77. Mary Barnes says – reply to this


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    Re: madhanRe: Ew. – I don't know why they are getting so excited because that HO has the biggest butt I have ever seen and it is ugly and she looks like a duck when she walks.



  78. 78

    She is a mom now and needs to act like one. The days of you admiring yourself and taking countless selfies are over, you need to take all of her energy and be a mom, even when the baby is sleeping or with the countless nannies. She acted like she wanted a baby so much, now tend to her, instead of yourself.

  79. Forget_it says – reply to this


    79

    You are all a bunch of judgemental assholes. Celebrity women are either too fat, too thin, too ugly, too rich, too famous, too stupid blah blah blah.
    Nasty human beings with horrible minds and horrific opinions. And you all constantly berate Perez for being a "bully" before, when all the lot of you ever do is attack, type abuse and insult. You must be so happy with your achievement, such a dramatic goal to reach: shit spewer on the internet.

    P.S. She has actually lost a shitload of weight, considering how much she gained during her pregnancy, and that you horrible assholes, is actually an achievement.

  80. br says – reply to this


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    Re: leyla – i am not curvy and hate hearing fat ppl like u saying skinny ppl r starving its called genetics in some cases u dont think ive been made fun of cuz im flat chested cant help it though and i am every bit a women than u r or anyone else with curves so fuck u

  81. PositiveThoughts says – reply to this


    81

    She looks great. Yeah, it's a big butt, but if she was born with it then she's got no choice but to rock it!

  82. Rusty says – reply to this


    82

    If she falls backwards…she'll bounce!

    She's HUGE



  83. 83

    I really don't see what the big deal is

  84. kay says – reply to this


    84

    I feel sorry for her… butt, I am but, she does have the money to get plastic surgery on that mass of a butt… thats just wayyy too much



  85. 85

    Yeah, nothing says "sexy" like a bathing suit wedged up your ass. *eyeroll*

  86. Devin says – reply to this


    86

    Kim looks matronly and the angle that pic was taken was to disguise here matrons bust and her fat gut. She's heading fast into middle age. Women who have children should have grown out of the adolescent mania for posting selfies - I was going to make the mistake of sayiing 'married' women…but even Kanye is staying clear of being hitched to that whore. She might be good for another sprog though. i would be surprised if she becomes pregnant again - it was such an imposition for her the first time - child bearing has totally ruined her appearance. Poor Kim.