If you had $100,000 dollars burning a hole in your pocket, and you were lonely, who would you offer to pay to be your friend for a day?
If you're a hedge fund billionaire named Steven A Cohen, then you would offer that money to Guy Fieri and OF COURSE HE WOULD TAKE IT!
Guy Fieri probz isn't on many peoples' lists for paid-friendships, but this guy must be a huge fan of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives or something!
The moral of the story? If you need friends, give them $100k because that will give you something to talk about and it will most certainly turn into a REAL FRIENDSHIP!
Apparently the two got along so well they actually became good friends afterward. It's like a fairytale!
That friendship comes with perks, too — and we aren't just talking about the $100k: Cohen's favorite Fairfield, Conn., hot dog joint, Super Duper Weenie, was even featured on an episode of Fieri's show!
So, it goes to show that the old fashioned way of meeting people is dead.
Go earn some money, folks, unless you want to be alone forever! LOLz!
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