We're sure the kind of people who were calling to complain about marathon noise during the San Francisco Nike Women's Marathon were NOT the kind of people who would think getting directed to a phone sex hotline was hilarious!
They'd be wrong, though! That shizz is TOTES hilarious!
The race’s 5:30 a.m. music and announcements on Sunday annoyed quite a few people who want to live as boring as possible lives, so they called the city’s 311 line. It told residents to instead call 1-800-RUN-NIKE.
Sounds right, right?
Except it isn't, and they were greeted by a woman telling callers to "unzip that fly, baby."
They were supposed to call 1-866-RUN-NIKE to be vocal about their wet-blanketness, not 800!
In the end it doesn't matter — the race was a success for breast cancer, despite people being super whiney! Ha!
[Image via Nike.]