Weird Al woke up on his 54th birthday with a problem: he's a vegetarian, but he also loves Breaking Bad!
If you're going to love Breaking Bad so much that you want to pay homage to it for your birthday, but you can't eat meat — well, how do you recreate the infamous age-in-bacon scenes??
You use fake bacon!
As unappetizing as it looks, it TOTALLY gets the job done! And, besides, that's what Walter White did in the first season!
Wait a second! Did YOU know that Weird Al is a vegetarian?? You do now!
Oh, and he totally didn't do this himself! His wife made him breakfast and did it as a surprise, because of how big a fan he is of the show!
GIVE US NEW MUSIC, AL! Our bodies are ready!
P.S. — Your daughter, Nina, is SUPER CUTE!!
[Images via Instagram.]