Guy Fieri is by all means a suuuuper nice and harmless guy, but he has the most ridiculous life and image on the planet!
Not only his and his frosted tips' friendships for sale, but he's also mixed up in a trial right now involving a teen accused of stealing his bright-yellow lamborghini — also, he eats food posing like this.
Anyway, Max Wade, who is now 19, has also been charged with the attempted murder of a teenage girl who had turned him down in addition to stealing Guy's whip!
The testimony that Guy gave was very quick, and was just to confirm that he didn’t know Max and did not give him permission to take his $200,000 car out of a San Francisco dealership on March 8, 2011.
That's just going through the motions, though, because it wasn't like Max waltzed in and convinced the dealership he was there to pick up the car — instead, Max has been thought to have rappelled from the roof of the dealership in order to take it in the most badass way possible. Also it was missing for 18 months!
EIGHTEEN MONTHS AND NOBODY COULD FIND A BRIGHT YELLOW LAMBO!
Anyway, here's what Guy said outside of the courtroom:
"I was pretty amazed. You hear about cars getting stolen. You never hear about a car getting stolen from a dealership."
Prosecutors say that Max stole the car in order to impress the girl, Eva Dedier, who he later also tried to murder with her then-boyfriend.
The car was found in Max's storage container, and Guy was super relieved to get it back.
‘I'm sorry to see laws get broken. This has so many other facets that are far more important than my car. My car is a very small portion of it. There's a bigger issue on the table.’
That issue? How to get the tips of his hair even blonder.
We're glad he got his car back and this is aaaaaallllmost over, but we're bummed this teen thought any of this was a good idea!
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