We totes meant it when we said that the Food Network's Guy Fieri had the most ridiculously absurd life on the planet!
Not only did he just testify in a majorly cray trial that involved his $200k bright yellow Lamborghini, but apparently he just got into a brutal and violent fight with his hairdresser on Saturday!
It was ALL caught on video, but to us the most shocking thing about it is that he needs a hairdresser to bleach and spike his hair, which should probably cost $17 total and a Sunday afternoon at home!
In the video, it shows Ariel Ramirez punching Guy through the open door of the SUV, and hurling expletives at him. Guy doesn't just take it either, as he's seen kicking him while this hairdresser of his is so mad he can be heard crying endless tears that could probably frost the tips of an infinite number of Guys.
The argument ended when Guy allegedly threw Ariel out of the SUV, and then Guy's manager stepped in and took Ariel home by cab.
So how and why did this happen??
Well, sources say they had just gotten off a plane at San Francisco International Airport, and had been drinking on the flight. As for the argument, we're hearing it was about literally nothing, with one source saying:
"It was just dudes being dudes. A bunch of guys were messing around. Things got a little out of hand, but they're all good now."
We were worried that Guy would have to find someone else with enough experience to start handling his hair — which would have been IMPOSSIBLE!
Come on, guys! Violence is never the answer!
Oh, and if you were wondering: Guy Fieri is a 45-year-old grown man.
[Image via PNP/WENN.]