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Women With Bigger Butts Are Smarter And Healthier According To Science! Yay Science!

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If you're anything like Sir Mix-a-Lot, chances are you're a fan of big butts!

But apparently there are more advantages to having a bodacious bum than meets the eye!

Scientists from the University of Oxford found that women with curvaceous cabooses are not only on average healthier, but they also tend to be smarter than women with tiny tails!!

According to science, ladies with rounder rumps have lower levels of cholesterol and usually produce hormones that help metabolize sugar, meaning they are at much lower risk for diabetes!

The fantastic fannies also tend to favor higher leptin levels, a hormone that helps prevent cardiovascular disease!

Having a bigger booty also requires extra Omega 3 fats, which are basically like steroids for your brain!

And apparently having a doozy of a donk is also good for your kiddies! Studies show that children born to women with wider hips tend to be smarter than children born to mommies with itty bitty waists!

Wowzers! We also knew derrieres were amazing, but we never knew they were so great for your health!

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24 comments to “Women With Bigger Butts Are Smarter And Healthier According To Science! Yay Science!”



  1. 1

    lmfao finally something good comes out of me having two asses. woop woop!



  2. 2

    If those Oxford scientist heard Beyonce, KKardashian, and Minaj speak, they might just throw their research in the trash.

  3. Non-believer says – reply to this


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    Then why isn't Kim Kardashian in Mensa?



  4. 4

    Butt pads don't count. oops!

  5. Barbara says – reply to this


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    my behind is big….still can't do math, so I disagree



  6. 6

    Yeah, I have the world's widest hips with the world's smallest ass. There isn't really a correlation between the two.



  7. 7

    All I can say is that "studies" can be very flawed, and I'm betting these studies surely are.

  8. anonymous says – reply to this


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    If that's the case I should be a genius. I think this study is flawed.

  9. Fuck You Haters says – reply to this


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    Re: rosebud99 – im sorry you say those names ad if they arent worth millions of dollars for their business ventures.. and how much are u worth? clearly they are not stupid if that is what ur implying. Beyonce is amazing
    Re: happpy – lol thats why ur not included!
    "omg these studies are flawed" yall bitches sound bitter as hell, ur all pathetic

  10. 70's Poofter EltoN says – reply to this


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    this vile sheboon should be at the end of a rope.



  11. 11

    Re: Fuck You Haters – Nice name you have - not!
    I never had a big butt, stomach yes but since I am retired have lost almost 50 lbs. down to 108.



  12. 12

    Soooooo all Latinas and Morena's are bright? Have you ever heard a big butt girl speak? Some are dumber than a box of rocks.

  13. Lee says – reply to this


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    Re: voicereason

    Yeah, and I've heard insecure people speak too.

  14. Jennie M says – reply to this


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    That's a bunch of bs. I've seen and talked to a lot of big butt women and they are far from healthy or smarter than average sized women….really oxford lol What a joke!!

  15. baby says – reply to this


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    this is stupid not true no real science backing it up like what one study done?? my butt is slightly bigger for my size and trust me im not smarter than anyone



  16. 16

    just before I saw the bank draft four $6166, I didn't believe that…my… mother in law was like they say truley making money part time from their computer.. there sisters roommate started doing this 4 less than twenty two months and resantly paid for the morgage on there cottage and bourt Renault 4. check my site … WWW.JOBS37.COM

  17. Shoooowgun says – reply to this


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    This is a total lie and whoever did this study should be disbarred from whatever bar they can be disbarred from. Researchers should always have IQ's over 140 or their studies are as retarded as they are: Fact, the highest IQ females are asian women from places like hong kong, taiwan, korea etc. That part of asia. And ashkenazi women. These are women who NEVER have big butts. And skinny japanese women live longer than most women one earth despite the complete absence of "big butt". Black females have the biggest butts and the shorter lifespans and worse IQ/SAT scores (as a group). So, i'm not buying it. Black women are at a lower risk of diabetes? lol. FUCK OFF BRITS. leave the science to the japs.



  18. 18

    Well, perhaps there is some truth to all this bullshit about big butts and better health but please, no one in their right mind can compare brain to a fat bum. They are as far apart in their purpose as one can possibly imagine. Whoever thinks that we think according to the size of our butt must have one in their skull instead of a brain to start with, imo

  19. Blake says – reply to this


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    As much as I love big butts, there is no truth to this. This study is ridiculous. How does the amount of fat on your butt correlate to your intelligence? The two are nowhere near mutually exclusive.

  20. Blake says – reply to this


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    Re: rosebud99Re: Non-believer – The people you listed do not represent an entire population(although I don't see any evidence of Beyonce or Kim Kardashian being non-intelligent) but I will agree this study is bogus.

  21. Blake says – reply to this


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    Re: Non-believer – One person with a big butt doesn't represent an entire population of girls with big butts. Although, I can't think of any reason why people would say Kim Kardashian is not intelligent. Spoiled? Yes, but that doesn't mean she's not smart. I will agree this "study" is ridiculous.

  22. Blake says – reply to this


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    Re: Jessicalc – Then you're a very rare exception. There is a strong correlation between wide hips and big butts. I rarely see a girl with big hips and a small butt and vice versa. I don't agree with this article though, as I can't think of any reason why the amount of butt fact correlates with brain development.

  23. Blake says – reply to this


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    Re: voicereason – The only thing dumber than this study is assuming Latinas and Morena's have big butts. It has nothing to do with race or ethnicity.

  24. Blake says – reply to this


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    Re: Shoooowgun – I would have given you the award for the smartest comment, but then you gave the common racial myths that *inserted race* has a bigger/smaller butt than *inserted race.* Race has nothing to do with the size of your butt, it's a myth.