This is incredibly sad!
Last night, former President George H.W. Bush was taken by ambulance to Houston Methodist Hospital after experiencing a shortness of breath.
According to spokesman Jim McGrath, George W. Bush's father:
[Image via WENN.]
We look at this animation of Ryan Reynolds (above) and like to imagine he's reflecting on the last time someone threw up on him.
There he is, eating his healthy Chobani yogurt, thinking about that time in fifth grade.
Wait, fifth grade?? What about that story we JUST heard about him getting puked on during a flight? What about that time??
"I heard about that. That is utterly made-up. I don't know where that stuff comes from. It's fantastic, it sounds like a great story. Someone threw up on me in fifth grade. That was the last time it happened. Sherry Piper, while we were square dancing. Trafalgar Elementary School. Yeah, that was the last time."
So there you have it!
No barf of those chiseled pecs of his! For those of you with that fetish out there — SORRY!
[Image via Sophia Fritz.]