We all know how incredible he is, but when you put it like that, WOW!
The United States Olympic Team took to Twitter to share:
Tara Reid was caught with her butt out!!!!
Cameras caught the AMAZEBALLZ actress wandering whimsically through the warm sands of Miami Beach on Sunday and, holy cannoli, she flaunted the fudge out of her fabulously tight and toned bod!!
The American Pie 2 star looked AB-solutely AH-Mazing at first in her banging blue bikini, but then something horrible happened!
She pulled out a cigarette and started filling her lungs with disgustingly dangerous carcinogens!!!!
There's only one kind of butt we want to see when you're rocking a beach bikini, and that's the one you sit on!!!
Maybe cigarette smoking is the hot mess Jason Biggs was talking about? Hmmm…
While we can't condone the Sharknado star's unhealthy lifestyle, we are impressed by how totally fantastic she looks at 38!!!
See more totally smoking pics of Tara (below)!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]