That is, if Rihanna uses her sexy booty to sign autographs! Now THAT would be some ass control and seeeeerious twerk talent! Ha!
Even if she doesn't use dat ass to sign her autographs, who wouldn't want one anyway?? Two Australian Football League players were even willing to resort to fisticuffs for one!!
The scuffle was between Gold Coast Suns players Campbell Brown and Steven May at an LA nightclub after training in Arizona — because they were told to leave as RiRi and her entourage were coming for a 'post-concert party.'
Business as usual, right?
WRONG. And the whole thing was even caught on camera (below)!
All of the players bounced except for Steven May, because he didn't come all the way to train in the U.S. and party at an LA nightclub to NOT get Rihanna's signature on something, and that's when he started verbally abusing another player.
That's when Brown stepped in, and rocked May's world right in the face (punch style), fracturing his jaw.
Oh, and it looks like neither of them are just gonna get a slap on the wrist for this, either — May might need jaw surgery, and Brown might be forced into early retirement!
The only thing we DON'T know is whether or not anyone managed to snag an autograph (her sport is basketball, anyway)!
Fighting is NOT the answer, boys!
[Image via WENN.]