We had no idea it was this bad!
But that's not even the worst part...
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Isn't the Super Bowl itself party enough??
We guess not! Eminem totally got an offer to perform for the NFL Owners Party during Super Bowl week (whatever happened to just Super Bowl Sunday??), an offer that he had to turn down because it was offensively low by his standards or whatevz!
He would've been headlining the party that followed the dinner in front of 1,500 people.
They DID get one hell of a performer to step in, though! We're talking the talented and flawless Janelle Monae, who accepted for $150K.
Why? Because $150k is STILL A LOT OF MONEY, and she doesn't need greed to dictate things she wants to do!
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