Well… this is unexpected!
We guess the moral of the story is to blame your famous employer of extensive drug use if you wanna get off on charges of using the ol' business credit card as a piggy bank! LOLz!
It's a shocking outcome to a trial that became overshadowed about something that had very little to do with the trial itself — Nigella Lawson's ex-assistants were found NOT GUILTY of using her ex-husband's business credit card as a personal piggy bank.
If you looked close enough, the trial was actually all about Francesca Grillo and her sister Elisabetta, who were accused of the fraudulent spending of $1.1 million. NOT about Nigella's drug use.
And yet, here we are! Holy shizz!
We guess the court believed them when they said that Nigella authorized them to spend all that money — in a bid to cover up faceboarding down Mt. Blow.
C'est la vie, Nigella! At least you didn't get busted for drugs!