Uh, you want ladies to do WHAT?!
Well, none of those really compare to what she wrote on her blog recently!
Confused?! So are we, but we'll let Gwynnie explain it to you! She writes:
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Holy SHIZZ!! Is this serious?!
The Chicago Bears defensive lineman Henry Melton was arrested early Sunday morning for public intoxication and assault because he reportedly punched and BIT the manager of a restaurant.
Yes, you read that correctly, he actually BIT someone.
Reportedly, Henry was at the Chill Sports Bar and Grill in Grapevine, Texas when he was asked to leave, which caused him to get angry and it all went downhill from there.
However, the defensive lineman's agent, Jordan Woy, spoke out about the incident and is claiming Henry is innocent!
"It's still preliminary, and we're looking into everything. But Henry said he didn't do anything. He said he didn't throw a punch at anybody and that he got jumped by a couple of bouncers on the way out."
Hmmmm… sounds like someone's trying to get out of this without any consequences!
Henry is currently on Chicago's injured reserve because he tore his ACL and we're pretty sure there are MUCCCCH better things to do than getting belligerently drunk and fighting people while you're not playing football!
[Image via REUTERS.]
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