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Red Lobster Sinking To Its Buttery Doom? Depressingly Delicious Deets HERE!

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red lobster might sell or shutdown restaurant

How's this for irony? Red Lobster, much like the delicious crustaceans it cooks for its customers on a daily basis, is in BOILING hot water!

The world's greatest largest seafood chain might be closing it's doors for good!

Ugh! We wish this were a fish tale, but it's true!

Darden, the parent company that owns Red Lobster, is in the middle of a fiscal meltdown that will apparently require it to either close down all 705 of its iconic restaurants or at least sell/spin them off!

Noo!! This is an unimaginable blow to our hearts bellies!

Even Emma Stone likes lobster (above)!

Darden also owns Olive Garden and LongHorn Steakhouse, but as far as we know those restaurants aren't yet in jeopardy.

If there's one silver lining to this super sad news, it's that…. No, never mind. There is no silver lining. This just sucks.

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13 comments to “Red Lobster Sinking To Its Buttery Doom? Depressingly Delicious Deets HERE!”

  1. Diana Krolczyk says – reply to this


    Walked in there with my boyfriend last week, sat down, looked at the prices, and walked right out. Ridiculously overpriced bullshit, they deserve to be shut down.

  2. 2

    there's not gonna be much left in Obamaland.

  3. urnothingwithoutme. says – reply to this


    i mean
    are you 4 reals ???
    i guess the fish market will be the only one left in california
    this is the worse news ever
    i used to go there allot ,there was one 2 blocks away from my house off capitol expressway in san jose ca ,when i lived in california .
    oh well nothing last 4 ever …

  4. Chris says – reply to this


    Incredibly horrible food. They deserved to be shut down.

  5. face it .. says – reply to this


    Re: Diana Krolczyk
    Maybe you wanted things for free ,i never had that problem
    because i know how much sea food cost

  6. joe says – reply to this


    i loved their garlic bread with the side of butter
    they served right ,
    as you sit there before they take your order
    i would always try 2 have the 2 lobster tails market priced who cares ,
    they will do it right , the way you ask every time ,
    the red lobster in valencia by magic mountain
    was my stop before heading back to san francisco
    california has changed so much is unbelievable

  7. 7

    since they buy from fisheries that finance baby seal hunts i say SEE YA!

  8. 8

    their salads always look like something I would debate eating at home.. like the lettuce is brown and overly cold like it was frozen. They're just bad and the crab tastes like a salt lick.. actually the lobster also is sooo insanely salty it's gross. I do eat there a decent amount due to the man in the house but it's always $70 for bleh.

  9. 9

    we had a Red Lobster in our town until one of obama's sons killed the manager and stuffed him in the fridge. Red Lobster closed down the store forever.

  10. Goober says – reply to this


    Re: shaygirl1309 – What are you talking about ?

  11. I don't care ... says – reply to this


    I ate at a Red Lobster two times, got sick shortly afterwards both times, and puked up all the food. I will never eat there again.

  12. Harls0204 says – reply to this


    Where to all you clones come up with this information? God. They are not closing! I have been in touch with RL exes and they are not closing. Diana…..ever tried buying shrimp and lobster on the open market? You do not have any idea as to what you are talking about…..

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


    There's a decent Red Lobster by me. The Atlantic fire grilled lobster is always primo.
    The bicuits are always good, and the crab is never dried out, and the staff are attentive.