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For the past couple of months, Simon Cowell has been one VERY busy daddy! And when he isn't taking care of his two pups Squiddly and Diddly, he's also been … Read more…

4 comments to “Simon Cowell Takes A Break From His Daddy Duties To Jet Ski In Barbados!”

  1. CHINESE READ MINDS!!!! says – reply to this


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    Asians all together can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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    Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
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    All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
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    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, it works if you try enough!!!
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    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!



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    Geez I hate jet skis, they are noisy and disturb my quiet and relaxation.

  3. camaguey says – reply to this


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    I really dislike this tiny little guy with breasts larger than Angelina Jolie's. What is wrong with him?

  4. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Oh, look. Simon's on his boatercycle.