Nothing sexier than a woman pretending to wear a child's floating device!
We never thought we'd say such a weird thing, but when you see thE crazeballz cleavage Eva Longoria has going on, you're gonna want to look closer! And, did we mention that she's also wearing a tiny bikini?? Because SHE IS!
She's currently on holiday in an undisclosed, however, very sunny locale, celebrating with close friends! But, just call us Smuckers 'cuz we're so JELLY anyway!
Oh, and that's NOT her life vest, if you were wondering! She said this:
"Anyone need a lifeguard?? (I'm wearing Manuelito's floatie)"
How playful! Also, smokin' hot — wait… if you're wearing that, what is Manuelito wearing??
*INSERT PIC OF MANUELITIO USING EVA'S LIVE VEST AS A CANOE*
Oh, and Manuelito is the son of Longoria's friend, Alina Peralta! That mystery is solved!
[Image via WENN.]