Step, ball, change... out of your costume immediately.
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Wow! Talk about a harsh hit, dude!!
Potheads in Colorado, Maine, and Washington rejoiced on Wednesday as stores selling legalized marijuana officially opened their doors on January 1st, and 32-year-old Sean Azzariti became the first person to get his hand on some of the sticky green!
Today I was fortunate enough to be the first recreational cannabis purchase in the world. We did it!!
— Sean Azzariti (@Seanazzariti) January 1, 2014
But if you think he went straight home, threw on a Bob Marley record, and lit up a fatty, then you're flat out wrong! In fact, he has NO plans to smoke it at all!!
Instead, Sean says he will be donating his 3.5 grams of Bubba Kush, his truffle edible, and his $57 receipt to a museum!
"It's a piece of history, dude."
Whoa. That's, like, really deep, man!
However, we have a feeling that Sean will be returning in the near future to make a purchase of his own. In fact, he revealed he indulged on a little bit of herb from his own personal stash!
Hmmm. Something tells us that might not have been purchased legally!
Meanwhile, dolphins are STILL waiting for the day they'll be able to puff on some puffer fish and not have to worry about the law! LOLz!
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