No, no, no! If you are drinking, you do NOT drive!
Pretty sure we all learned that in kindergarten!
But Tito Ortiz wasn’t listening and got a DUI around 4am on Monday morning.
The 38-year-old MMA fighter’s 2012 Porsche Panamera crashed into a concrete median on the 405 freeway, and he had two passengers.
So what was he doing that led him to such horrible judgement?!
Mr. Ortiz was partying it up at the Playboy Mansion for a BCS football party… which is still no excuse for drunk driving!
At 8:14am, Tito was released on his own recognizance.
Whoever he called to take him home — since his car was smashed — was probably who he should have phoned to take him home in the first place.
Hopefully he learned his lesson.
[Image via Instagram.]