The NFL commish finally spoke today to address the league's poor handling of each scandal, saying:
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THIS IS THE BEST THING.
Here is the story of Neil's last day in Mexico, and his amazeballz attempt to document how many margaritas he could drink before the end.
Margarita #1 : (ABOVE)
This is obviously the beginning of a very important drinking challenge, where he wrote:
"Last day of our Mexico adventure. Let's see just how many margaritas I can drink. Cheers!"
Four in, not so bad…
"Margarita #4: Feeling great. Can't find my book.."
Just how far does this rabbit hole go? He's SEVEN in and said this:
"Margarita #7: Yummy yum yum! Man, what's in these things?!?"
Twelve?? That must mean he's got the "life of the party" syndrome! Too bad his hubby David Burtka and daughter Harper are judging him so hardcore right about now.
And, so the typos begin:
"Margarita #12: I's the life of the party!! Everybodyone is LOVING me!!"
Seventeen margaritas is about the time you start finding hats. Looks like he's still right on his count:
"Margarita #17: Maaaybeee shud take break I shud maybeee. #ifoundahat"
Margarita nineteen is sure to give hiccups:
"Margarita #19: ……hic!……"
"Margarita #W: I swinnin laps"
Margarita #3, 4?:
We think we're done here.
"Magachita #3, 4 mebbe? : Bruuuglah dret scruh nuu rezzlooshun! Nigh nigh nowh. #annndblackout"
Best. Day. Ever!
(But for realz, drink responsibly. Instagram jokes are one thing, really doing it is another!)
P.S. NPH has the cutest kids.
[Image via NPH's Instagram.]