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Man Crashes SUV Into Gas Station, Steals One Single Delicious Banana And Leaves

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banana robbery suv crash

What the what??

Well, in his defense, bananas are packed with a great natural abundance of potassium. So he's got that going for him!


In Newington, Connecticut, officials said a man crashed into a Citgo with his SUV. He then stole a single banana.

Then he left.


Here's the thing — he didn't just accidentally run into the place. He BACKED in, grabbed the banana, opened it, and started eating it as he calmly walked out of the joint!

Seriously. No money or merchandise, except for the banana, was taken.

We guess we'll do our part in this horrifying crime: call the Newington Police Department at 860-666-8445 if you know who this master banana thief is.

[Image via Newington Police.]

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5 comments to “Man Crashes SUV Into Gas Station, Steals One Single Delicious Banana And Leaves”

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  2. 2

    Of course he stole something. He's black.

  3. 3

    What is he going to do about getting his car back? Does he not have insurance (here in California you must have insurance to register your car).?

  4. The Peen Bong Itself says – reply to this


    Re: Mad Dog – He's not black, you racist. He's clearly a gorilla.

  5. Amy says – reply to this


    Re: Mad Dog – Are you American?