Molly Schuyler ate a 72-ounce steak in less than three minutes, and we're pretty sure she's still alive! Well, the video cuts off, but people are reporting on this impressive feat like it's a happy and celebratory moment so we have to assume she didn't just pazzz out and leave this Earth after!
She IS a competitive eater (but only started a year ago!) and the display you're about to watch, or already watched, went down at Sayler’s Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon. She did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
The last person who did this was a dude named Peter Czerwinski and he did it in a weak-ass 6 min 48 sec.
In case you haven't been following the past few days, the 86-year-old (as of today! HBD William!) has been using Twitter to encourage fans to vote for ANYONE except Nick.
And when asked why he's so adamant about getting the newly-engaged reality star off the dancing series, the celeb responded by saying, "He lives up to the homonym of his last name," and, "Leopards don't change their spots."