Molly Schuyler ate a 72-ounce steak in less than three minutes, and we're pretty sure she's still alive! Well, the video cuts off, but people are reporting on this impressive feat like it's a happy and celebratory moment so we have to assume she didn't just pazzz out and leave this Earth after!
She IS a competitive eater (but only started a year ago!) and the display you're about to watch, or already watched, went down at Sayler’s Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon. She did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
The last person who did this was a dude named Peter Czerwinski and he did it in a weak-ass 6 min 48 sec.
Great work, Molly! We think!
Oh, and Molly weighs about 120 pounds. Let that blow your minds!
[Image via Big Eaters Club.]