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Cyclist Got A Boner For 5 WEEKS After Crash!

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Holy guacamole!

When you're a cyclist, you're used to something hard between your legs for an extended amount of time — just not THIS long!!

A 22-year-old mountain biker was admitted to a Dublin hospital after a bike injury ended up having an erection that lasted for FIVE WEEKS!

It was a straddle injury on the crossbar of his bike that started an irregular blood flow to his penis. Here's the thing, though — he didn't go to the hospital until he had the boner for those 5 weeks!

The initial examination:

"…revealed no signs of injury, but penis was erect."

That's hilariously matter-of-fact!

Also, we know you're all wondering! YES, he could've been gettin' his mack on, but it would've been super painful!

Here's what the radiologist at Tallaght Hospital, said:

"It was an anxious time for the patient as it would be for any young man."

Luckily, they were able to treat it — but only after a bunch of attempts. What finally worked was an inserted gel foam and four tiny platinum coils at an abnormal connection between an artery and a vein that supplied blood. How they figured that out… we don't even want to know.

Had he not come in, it could've caused a blood clot!

Terrifying!

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One comment to “Cyclist Got A Boner For 5 WEEKS After Crash!”



  1. 1

    So where exactely do you need to hit your head? :-)