Have you been stalking and committing battery lately?
Well if you're getting away with it, you're in the clear — but if someone has noticed AND charged you… well, Jennifer Capriati has the best solution!
Then poof! Your problems are gone and the charges are dropped! It's THAT simple!!
Ivan Brannan, 29, claimed that tennis pro Jennifer Capriati punched him in a gym last year. Not only that, but he claims she stalked him too! (If you're wondering, YES, she is his ex!)
Jennifer, 37, is now in the clear after 30 hours of community service at a Tampa hospital and four hours of counseling for anger management. She retired from professional tennis in 2004.
Brannan golfs when he's not being punched in the chest by his ex, or calling 911 from the men's locker room of gyms.
[Image via WENN.]
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